go there now.

People of Walmart

That's all.

i just don't get it.

I saw these in my Etsy finds e-mail today (btw, I'm in LOVE with this shop) and I came across these:


Seriously? $85? FOR RIPPED PANTYHOSE?

I'm not even going to START on the shoes. Or the shoulder pads with fringe. Or the fact that her shirt is only about an inch shorter than her skirt.



I could find these in my grandmother's drawer, fall in a thorn bush, roll around a little, and bedazzle them with elmers glue and rhinestones for about $5 at the most.

Wait... that's not a bad idea...
(Here is where I show my Marketing skillz)

I make them (cost=$5) and y'all buy them (sell for $85)

I would make a smoooooooth $80 profit.

(My Mom will be so proud of what all her money has gone too {hi mom! I'm about to make MILLIONS!} It always pays to be business minded)

I'll start taking orders asap.

if i had all the money in the world, these are the things i would buy.

Alternately titled: "Things I want for Christmas"

1. This lady's cookbook-- On Amazon

2. These gorgeous pots

3. Oops! How did this get in here.........

(I'm dreaming, mmkay? So let me dream BIG.)

4. Pewter measuring spoons. I'm not obsessed with The Butter Queen Paula Deen, promise. I just like the stuff she sells/uses.

What number am I on? Oh yeah, 5. Sorry I got distracted by the Tahoe. I would like a stack of these rings with a J, T, and S on them.

6. This pretty shawl. Gorgeous. With that pricetag? Not happening.

7. This pretty boquet of fabric flowers. Why? I dunno. I just like them.

$195? I'll just make my own thankyouverymuch.

8. The Office on DVD.

9. World Peace (Shouldn't that be higher on my list?)

That's all I can think of right now. I hope you're having a great lazy Sunday, just like I am!

xoxo

Hotty Toddy!

Beat Bama.

Updated: I didn't realize it was sideways when I sent it from my cellphone. Oops. I don't know how to flip it either. So my advice is to turn your head to the side and admire my photography skills :P

if you stop reading i won't blame you.

This week has been full of ups and downs. Here is where I'll spill my guts. Well, maybe not everything. You know what I mean.

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Monday I met with my advisor. It is my least favorite thing to do for GOOD reason.

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I have the career fair tomorrow. I'll be wearing this:

Courtesy of Polyvore.com

Well, not this exactly. Mine is full of the cheap stuff knockoffs.


Oh, and my shirt is long puffy sleeved.


Like this:



Wish me luck!



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I might be a little too excited that I might not have to go to Shelby Broadstreet friday night to watch Coach Skinner. Apparently it's in a bad part of town and not exactly safe.
I will be participating in Secret Single Behavior* (term coined by Mrs. Newlywed--Love her blog!)

*SSB

Don't worry, SSB will consist of me NOT WATCHING FOOTBALL FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE watching my shows on tv and reading trashy gossip magazines. You know, the finer things in life :)

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I love this:






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Next week is going to be a busy week. Two assignments and a 10 page group project due Tuesday. Tests Wednesday and Thursday.

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I'm currently watching an infomercial for "The Potty Patch."




Google Images

It's basically a litterbox for dogs. SERIOUSLY?!

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Sometimes I wish my blog was completely anonymous and I could write about any and everything I wanted to. I could tell you a thing or two that is on my mind right now.

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I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT SATURDAY!
Ole Miss football!




HOTTY TODDY!
Beat Bama!
It's time for me to hang out in the Grove and soak up the atmosphere (which will consist of Chanel No. 5 and Old Charter drifting from the Frat tents) and LOVE IT!
Forward Rebels!

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Was that random enough for you?
Hello?
Are you there?
You got bored and quit reading?
I don't blame you.

Maybe I'll have something more interesting to say this weekend.